dreaming on

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.
lipstick-lesbian:

itswhateverdoeee:

Beeb

♀♡♀
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa